A Prayer For The Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people

I had to kill because they pissed me off.

And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,

as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....12% on Mondays, 23% on Tuesdays,

40% of Wednesdays 20% on Thursdays, and 5% on Fridays.

And help me to remember....when I'm having a really bad day,

and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,

that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend

my middle finger and tell them to BITE ME!

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yea Queen! where have u been? hope all is goooooooooood!

LOL I needed this today!! Thanks!!! :-D