A Prayer For The Stressed
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill because they pissed me off.
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....12% on Mondays, 23% on Tuesdays,
40% of Wednesdays 20% on Thursdays, and 5% on Fridays.
And help me to remember....when I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend
my middle finger and tell them to BITE ME!
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